Morris dancers get up especially early on May Day dawn just to annoy the Druids and Pagans
The difference between an onion and accordion?
People cry when they chop up onions.
How do you make two accordionists play in time?
Shoot one of them.
What's the difference between an accordion and a trampoline?
You take your shoes off before you jump up and down on a trampoline.
What is the definition of a gentleman?
Somebody who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.
What is the range of an accordion?
Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
What is the difference between an accordion player and a terrorist?
Terrorists have sympathisers.
What is the definition of perfect pitch?
Closing your eyes, turning your back and throwing an accordion into the bin without touching the sides.
Morris dancers are able to strike fear into the hearts of their audience with their cry of “For the next dance we need a volunteer!”
Question - What is good for your soul but not your soles? - Answer - Morris dancing!
"all dance (with the obvious exception of Morris dancing) can be sexy".
Sir Arnold Bax's maxim? "You should make a point of trying everything once - except incest and Morris dancing."
Did you hear about the bus load of Morris Dancers that was hijacked by terrorists?
The terrorists threatened to release one every hour until all their demands were met.
What do you do if you miss the Morris dancers?

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